ETT PA-C: Hey, are these bottle rockets? Can we play?

"Fear breads a deadening caution, a holding back, a stagnant waiting until people no longer can recall what they are waiting for or saving themselves for. When we fear failure more than we love life; when we are dominated by thoughts of what we might have been rather than by thoughts of what we might become; when we are haunted by the disparity between our ideal self and our real self; when we are tormented by guilt, shame, remorse, and self-condemnation, we deny our faith in the God of love." Brennan Manning

Monday, September 3, 2007

Hey, are these bottle rockets? Can we play?

Come on. Who is it? Who do they belong to? Oh ya, the proud husbands of Monet and Amanda. You know you love us despite our idiocy! Anyone wanna play with bottle rockets? They only hurt when you repeatedly bang the tips together. Here. Let me show you.........Hey! Where you guys going? Come back!! Don't run its OK, I'm a trained expert!!! Plus, I have plenty of tourniquets........

3 comments:

Unknown said...: Have you been scheduled for a Psych Eval lately?
WW; September 3, 2007 at 8:51 AM
Amanda said...: Im taking out more life insurance on you. love your wife; September 3, 2007 at 6:54 PM
Danny and Monet said...: I love my Allmanator!!; September 11, 2007 at 11:08 AM

Sayings of the GA ETT

I never thought I'd say this. "This country sucks! I can't wait to get back to Ft Riley (Kansas)."
Me talking to SGM Allman after watching our puppy, Gator, lick our monkey's(Georgia) bottom. "Look. It's the GA/FL game and the Gators are licking Georgia's butt."
LT Sekula innocently commenting about a man whipping his donkey. "Oh ya, smack that ass." Seriously, he didn't even realize what he said until he saw me crying.
My personal favorite and has been for a while. "Winning hearts and minds, gentlemen, doesn't mean two in the chest and one in the head."
1LT Goddard "Dying would be gay."
SFC Corrigan "Its hot. Subtract 5 degress and that's Hell."
MAJ Berry "Kansas.........damnit."
1LT McCall "Hey. You wanna to see a picture of me on my tractor?" "Have I ever told you about......"
1LT McCall "It's another great day to be an American soldier; every day's a holiday, every meal's a feast, every paycheck's a small fortune and every formation's a parade."

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Monday, September 3, 2007

Hey, are these bottle rockets? Can we play?

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